Herzog Videos

In the small villages of the Alpine region, mIlkmaids often sneak into barns to have some lustful time with mustached guys in lederhosen. Okay, this isn't true probably, but those classic Bavarian porn movies that are hosted at Herzog Videos strive to make you think that by showcasing all the sexual habits of a bevy of village people that happen to inhabit the smallest of towns and villages of the Alpine countryside. Herzog Videos is actually a film studio that started producing original Bavarian porn movies back in the 70s, which became pretty popular in Western Europe. Named after their famous female character "Heidi", Bavarian fuck flicks became known as Heidi porn movies. If you're not familiar with the niche, just imagine bleach blonde babes in bust-enhancing corsetry getting fucked on a mountain side by mustached dudes wearing flannel shirt and you're pretty close to what you'll get here. For the fans of porn movies from the golden age of porn, Herzog Videos is a must-see, especially if they're looking for some authentic Bavarian retro porn.

It's porn produced mostly in the late 70s and early 80s, so you can expect the typical vintage pornographic experience with girls having bushy pubes and guys with awkward hairdos. Nonetheless, the movies are farily fun to watch as they're full of raunchy sex. These Bavarian babes are very naughty, so they can be seen wrapping their lips around lucky guys' dicks, getting their pussies and even their tight butts pounded hard. Nothing overly kinky is offered, just some good ol' fashioned hardcore porn. This doesn't mean that the collection lacks variety. On the contrary! You'll come across plenty of one-on-one, threesome and even full-on orgy scenes, but there's some lesbian loving thrown into their mix every now and then. Unlike today's porn movies, the movies here are scripted and they present a whole lot of interesting and debaucherous stories in a crazy European style.

These videos were produced decades ago, so if you're old enough and a fan of Heidi porn, then there's a slight chance for you to come across a couple of videos that you've already seen. The collection can't really be considered as entirely exclusive to the site, but it's likely that you can't purchase physical copies of their full-length movies anymore. It's retro/vintage porn, so don't come here expecting super high-res images and full HD videos that will knock your socks off with their visuals. These movies were remastered to be in good quality, and they look decent indeed, just obviously can't compete with contemporary porn. Herzog Videos has a strong focus on movies, which means that photo fans are neglected here. Retro Heidi porn is definitely a rarity these days and honestly, I don't know any other site focusing on this niche, so if you're looking for some authentic Bavarian vintage smut, Herzog Videos is your best bet to get it.

Once you make it through the site's members only entrance, you'll find yourself on the main hub page of a network called Stiffia. Although, you don't have to worry about having any trouble finding your way to all the vintage Heidi porn that you crave. All you have to do is look for Herzog Videos among those sites that are listed on the right sidebar. Herzog Videos has a quite modern and neat layout, and comes with a couple of search/browse tools to help you narrow down its content easily. First of all, the content can be browsed by scene but they allow you to check out full-length movies, too. You can sort their movies by date, rating and number of views, not to mention that model and category filters can be set as well. It's not the most advanced setup of filter tools, but you shouldn't have any trouble finding those movies that will entertain you the most. At this point the site offers 164 scenes taken from 39 DVDs. It's not the largest collection of all time, but it can surely keep you busy for a while. Date stamps show that they publish a new scene three times each week, so updates come quite often.

As I already mentioned it, these movies are scripted and there's a lot of talking before, during and after sex. Unfortunately, none of these flicks are dubbed in English or have English subtitles, leaving you pretty much clueless about what's going on. However, the scenes come with a short description and a couple of crosslinked category tags which can give you a grip on what to expect to see. Members can sit back and watch these retro flicks via streaming in an embedded player. There's only one quality setting available which provides you with online playback at 720x576 pixels. I don't know whether they were facing some kind of technical difficulties or there was something wrong on my end, but the streams had plenty of annoying buffering hiccups. Fortunately, the videos are available for download in MP4 format at 720x576 pixels (1600 Kbps). While MP4s should be good for most users, additional file formats would be nice, too. A scene plays about 20 minutes here. Herzog Videos is a video-only site, so there aren't photos, not even screencaps can be found.

Even though Herzog Videos is a part of a network, members don't get access to bonus sites, or at least not from the very first day of their membership. Loyalty is awarded, so after each 30 days members can unlock one site from Stiffia's portfolio at no extra cost. Basically, the more you stay a member, the more sites you'll have access to. Among Stiffia's sites there's only one other vintage porn site (Deep Throat), that you'd probably enjoy very much, too.

Be sure to uncheck their pre-checked cross-sell when inputting your credit card info on their join page - unless you want their special offer - otherwise you'll be charged for it too!

Herzog Videos offers something that's hard to find these days. It's probably one of the best sources for so-called Heidi porn. Authentic Bavarian retro porn movies are what they try to sell, and if you're a fan of the niche, then you'll have a hard time resisting them. Quality isn't the best here, but that's kinda expected on a site that serves up vintage porn movies. Even though, you won't get High-Def videos, you won't be complaining about their movies as they're bumped up to decent DVD quality. No photos can be found at Herzog Videos, so it's not a place where good to be a photo fan. Considering that it would be really hard to find another site that's focusing entirely on Bavarian retro porn, Herzog Videos is a site easy to recommend, especially at our discount price of only $14.95.